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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

08.06.2025 02:59

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

HELLO

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why are right-wing commentators spreading conspiracy theories about Haitians eating local pets in Springfield, Ohio?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What are your thoughts on the dating app "scam"?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I’m wondering about attachment and transference with the therapist and the idea of escape and fantasy? How much do you think your strong feelings, constant thoughts, desires to be with your therapist are a way to escape from your present life? I wonder if the transference serves another purpose than to show us our wounds and/or past experiences, but is a present coping strategy for managing what we don’t want to face (even if unconsciously) in the present—-current relationships, life circumstances, etc. Can anyone relate to this concept of escape in relation to their therapy relationship? How does this play out for you?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

After a few moments he returns.

Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

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